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[toaflame]

I FORGOT TO MAKE ONE OF THESE BC ADRIAN IS DUMB

WILL MAKE THIS LOOK NICE LATER

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<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

[Adrian, how dare you not meme through a fantasy world. How Dare.]

Apparently calling that felfri war dumb is a crime. It was the least spicy meme I've ever posted in my life.

If I wanted to do a hot take, I'd try a lot harder than that.

<pyro>

[toaflame]

you tellin me theres people who DIDNT think it was dumb?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

There were shockingly more than a few people who were deep in the war mindset. I do not understand how or why.

<pyro>

[toaflame]

geez
guess the people cryin out for peace are fewer than i thought

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

You'd think people would've been a lot more likely to fight, but whatever. Not my business.

<pyro>

[toaflame]

yeah
i mean i guess i get it but
i dunno. people are weird. priorities change

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

[Don't make him acknowledge the reality of their situation and its complexities how dare you!]

U G H.

fiiiine, I guess you have a point. Not like any of us are going home any time soon, so priorities change.

<pyro>

[toaflame]

yeah
dont get too comfy tho
people disappear at random all the time here so you never know

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

[Well, would you look at that? A new anxiety unlocked!]

Oh, that sucks.
I'll keep it in mind. Make sure I don't get too attached to anybody. Play it cool.

<pyro>

[toaflame]

[Thumbs up, you're welcome, welcome to hell etc]

yeah trust me save yourself the heartache and just dont

[He says as if he isn't still somehow stumbling into friendships left and right against his will.]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

But... what if you already made friends?

<pyro>

[toaflame]

dont make more

[This is TERRIBLE ADVICE and he's just being grumpy ignore him]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Noted, I guess!

Are you a friendless man?

<pyro>

[toaflame]

ehhh
not...really
not anymore
despite my best efforts

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

YOU DONT EVEN TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE?!

Adrian, how could you!?

<pyro>

[toaflame]

do you think i did it on purpose??
havin...people
friends
it makes shit harder for me here
im constantly worried about whether or not theyre alive or dead
or if ive done somethin stupid to make shit worse for them
its always something

[Hm

he maybe didn't mean to say that much but it's probably fine]

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

[Uh-oh, vulnerability. That's not good for either of them. Time to just skate past that with a couple jokes.]

Kind of a big part of friendship is accepting you care, fyi. Be boring if you were on easy mode anyway!

Get more friends, and get more high fives.

<pyro>

[toaflame]

i guesso
pretty much everythin here is hard mode tho so adding extra friends on seems self destructive
but maybe im just bein dramatic

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

A little drama never hurts, keeps things ~spicy~

also better than being alone and feeling sad. Spread it around and you'll all feel better!

<pyro>

[toaflame]

[But what if he LIKES being alone and sad-]

never a dull moment in your life huh

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

Stick close to me, and you'll never have a dull moment either.

Cause, obviously, we're friends now.

[Behold, Adrian, you have fallen into his trap!]

<pyro>

[toaflame]

[oh no not again]

you wanna be friends with a guy who tried to kill you?

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

One of my dads threw me off a roof.

So, we good.

<pyro>

[toaflame]

[......]

okay you know what

fair

bein friends with me aint easy just warnin you

<TheCoolestTurtle>

[makesascene]

I'm a master class ninja. I can handle anything!

[Not like Adrian saw his break down, it's fine.]