The fuck? You think all werebears have purple fucking hair? Some have brown hair, stupid-ass!

[Rosso scoots higher into the tree and reaches out to try and break off a stick. He'll just throw a stick.]

If it's an actual grizzly, it'll run off when I throw something at it. If it's a werebear, they'll cuss me out. Easy.

[NO ROSSO THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS—

but it's too late, for he has a small stick and he's throwing it and

because it's a small stick

it doesn't go very far, and sort of just floats to the ground. Fuck.]

Ugh. Need a bigger fucking stick...