[Boyfriend soft and warm and covered in scars, which is apparently how Rosso likes his men. If Adrian's going to hold Rosso in his lap, Rosso's going to lay on him as much as possible and only move for stupid reasons such as "I need to wash the cut on your back" and "my leg is falling asleep babe".]

I let you scramble my guts with your big dick once, and we're not far enough in our relationship for you to wash my hair?

[He is. also joking, even if it sounds like he's... not... doing this.]